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April 9, 2011


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I get asked a lot of questions sometimes! O: And it's not that I don't mind answering, it's that sometimes I get asked the same question again and again and I don't have time to explain it every time. :( So I made up this quick list of commonly asked questions!


Updated on 03/03/2014

What kind of clay do you use?
--- I use polymer clay, it's an oven baked clay that hardens at 275°F (130°C), so you do not need a kiln to bake it. The brands I use are Sculpey, Sculpey III, Sculpey Premo!, and FIMO. You can find these at basically any craft store [and at Wal-Mart in a starter pack with 12 colors ($13 I think?) or just in white (around $6)] and the prices range from $0.99-$3.00 depending on the brand. I almost always buy my clay from Michael's Arts and Crafts.

How long do I bake it? How do I bake it?
--- It depends on how thick your clay is. Read the package! It will tell you everything you need to know about how long to bake. It's also a bit of trial and error, and I will never be able to tell you an exact time to bake it, you will have to figure that one out yourself. Experiment!

To bake it, just put it on a piece of foil on a cookie sheet and put in the toaster oven or oven at the specified temperature. Never wrap your charm in foil, you will burn it. It's not a baked potato.

What does polymer clay look like? I can't find it in the store. :(
--- It looks like this:…

Okay... but I can't find this clay where I live!
--- semi-sweeties has a great list you can use to find where to buy polymer clay in your country! You can find that here:…

How do I turn my creation into a charm? What do I need?
---  Super Basic Jewelry Guide by GrandmaThunderpants see this :D

Ive seen you use popsicle sticks in your charms before, is wood safe to put in the oven? Are headpins safe to put in the oven?
--- Yes, both are completely safe at the temperature polymer clay bakes at. Don't touch wood or metal fresh from the oven (or your hot charm, for that matter) because it will be very hot to the touch, but it will not burst into flames. As for putting metal in the oven, what are cookie sheets made of? Metal, right? xD It's entirely safe.

Do not put any plastic in the oven for any reason. This is NOT safe. It will also make a huge mess. And stinky fumes.

My clay is too hard/soft, what should I do? or My clay seems to be having a weird reaction to plastic, what should I do? or My charms always seem to be way too brittle after I bake them, have I done something wrong?
--- Polymer Clay Plasticizer Quick Guide by GrandmaThunderpants see this! all of these questions relate to plasticizers in clay, and this guide covers all of them.

Can you paint polymer clay?
--- Yes, you can. I would recommend you paint after you've baked the clay and with acrylic paints. You can paint before you bake, but only if it's something very small (like JUST eyes or a mouth). Wait until the paint has entirely dried before you bake the clay. If you're unsure about this or it makes you uncomfortable, then paint it only after it has baked and entirely cooled off.

The cheap little $0.75 bottles work best because the paint is thin and can be applied with any old brush in 1-2 coats.

Some of your items have this glow-in-the-dark powder or little crystals, what is that and where did it come from?
--- It's glass. :) I'm keeping my exact source a secret on these, sorry! I provide many resources and I'm always happy to help, but I have to have a few secrets right?

How did you make _______?
--- If you want to formally request a tutorial, you can send me a note. I want to make sure if I make a tutorial for someone, they're actually interested in learning how to make a certain item, and not just passing by.

Remember to check all the tutorials here before you ask.…

IN ADDITION, THERE ARE SOME ITEMS I WILL NEVER DO TUTORIALS FOR not only because they are difficult to do and it would be a very long tutorial, but because it's taken me years to perfect my technique and I believe everyone should practice and develop their own style. I will never ever do tutorials on:

- Wayfinders
- Full-body Chibis, regardless of size. (though the head version is here )

Okay cool, but how did you get it so shiny?!
--- I use a glaze. :D Sculpey sells gloss glaze and satin glaze, and in my experience don't even bother with the satin glaze if you're not going to use it all up within a month. Every time I buy it, it turns super thick and gooey after just a few weeks, while the clear glaze remains easy to apply.

No not the glaze... the glitter!
--- My signature "style" is to add pearlized clay to everything to make it sparkly. You can use pure mica pigment or purchase any polymer clay with "pearl" in the title and it will be glittery. :D

Why do you charge so much? Your items are way too expensive!
--- Ah, the question that makes artisans everywhere curl up and die a little inside. I price my work based on three things. The cost of the material, the amount of labor, and the amount of time spent crafting it. Labor refers to mixing the clay and conditioning it, craft time is the actual time spent sculpting the specific item. Not only are my materials costly (they add up fast) but I spend many hours hunched over a table carefully adding details and painting on faces. You have to consider all the work that goes into a commission. First there's talking with the customer about what it is they want, going over reference pictures and planning out the cost. Once payment is made I have to mix up all the different colors of clay that are going to be used on their item, then I have to plan out how I'm going to sculpt it. The sculpting phase could be as short as an hour, and it could take as much as three days to complete. Then comes the baking, which is another hour. Then painting, glazing, photographing, resizing the photo, uploading it, going back to the customer and showing them the final product, discussing possible changes, then finally packing it up neatly and driving to the post office. Would you really do all of that for $5?

There's a lot of work and care that goes into my creations, and I understand that not everybody will be able to afford my work. If it's out of your price range then I apologize, but I'm not going to rip myself off to whoever complains the loudest. :)

I saw you made [CHARACTER] ... but you didn't include their [blah] or their [blah]! And this color is different!
--- Was it a commission? Remember when I do custom work for someone, sometimes they want a character seen WITHOUT certain items/trademarks. Or maybe they want them with something crazy for an inside joke. Or maybe they wanted the colors to be changed, or done a certain way. I didn't exclude something to make you angry or confused, I simply did what the commissioner wanted. As long as the person who paid me is happy, I don't care what a character is holding or not holding, or what colors they have. I would be more than happy to remake the charm to your specifications if you want to pay me for it. :la:

How long have you been working with clay?
--- Since August 2010. O:

Where did you get the name "Grandma Thunderpants?"
---  It's actually a Venture Brothers reference! :icongoteamventureplz:
It comes from an episode where there was a giant garage sale on the Venture Compound and Triana finds a giant pair of underwear, along with some other "kitschy junk." She proudly holds up the giant underwear and calls it "giant grandma thunderpants." Now for some reason this line always stuck with me as super hilarious, so in 2010 when I went to name my shop, I didn't want it to just be "my kawaii clay shop #5985" or anything, so I thought about what would be a good name that really stuck with people. In the end, I decided that grandma thunderpants as a name would either haunt or delight people-- but stick with them either way. That's why I chose it. :)

Do you do art trades?
--- I very selectively do art trades. I don't do this to be mean, I do this because I don't have a whole lot of time to do art trades with everyone. I also can't only do trades, because then I would have lots of cool loot but I wouldn't have money to buy more clay. :noes: I may approach you with an offer if I'm interested, but please don't hesitate to offer a trade if you do any of the following:

- Amigurumi
- Plushies of any type

I tend to be interested in things I can't make myself, but if you do clay works I may still be interested. Very rarely do I trade for drawings, sorry. :saddummy:

I want to request a charm... but I don't have money. Will you make it anyway so I can see it?
--- Requests are currently closed, I just don't have time for it. :( I always take suggestions, but please understand there's a very good chance I won't do it. I don't want to let anyone get their hopes up, I'd feel guilty!

Where's your custom item information?
--- My commission info is here: hgrandmathunderpants.deviantart… and I love you. :heart:

Do you accept points commissions?
--- Yes, I do! O:

I'll accept an extremely limited amount of point commissions per year. Contact me if you're interested in paying with points! I will calculate the amount of points needed by converting exactly the cost of the item to points. 80 points = $1 USD, so something that's worth $15 will be 1200 points, and so on. I know a lot of people are used to seeing like 5 point commissions and 30 point commissions, but 30 points is equal to like $0.20 and there's no way I could make anybody anything for that, ahaha.

Shipping costs will also be calculated into points.

Why don't you accept Paypal!? I love Paypal!
--- It's a long story, but in short Paypal doesn't love me. They froze my account on what they said was a "routine security check" and that I needed to simply go through some verification steps to confirm the account was mine. My account had been dormant for about 2-3 years while I was unemployed then had sudden activity of receiving payments when I started my craft business. I went through all of their requests, some of which were pretty crazy (scanning social security card!) but I was able to provide every last bit of information they needed, and correctly. The account was mine, and has always been mine. But in the end they still denied my appeal and chose to keep my account frozen. Despite calling and pleading my case, I was told that due to a change in policy they would not be able to unfreeze my account. Due to the rude way I was treated and the unfair policy, even if my account is magically unfrozen one day I would never wish for my business to be associated with Paypal. That's why I do not accept them as a form of payment, and I hope you understand. :)


This is the item disclaimer from my website. It might answer your question.


While our items are very cute and childlike, please do not give them to small children or pets for any reason. Some small parts can break off and become a choking hazard. Do not for any reason chew on or put our charms in your mouth. While polymer clay is non-toxic, the glaze used to protect the clay is not and can make you sick if you ingest too much of it.

Keep in mind all of our items are handmade and thus may differ just slightly from the images you see on this website. Every item is unique and no two items are made exactly the same. It is not suggested that you wear your goodies in the shower or while swimming. The glaze protects the charms but the small metal parts holding it together might tarnish if exposed to water for extended periods of time.


Have any questions for me? O: Don't be afraid, ask me! I'm always eager to help out.
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POISIONandBLOOD Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sorry ment to put razor in your apple
POISIONandBLOOD Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
VERY dumb Q, may i make a version of this?
thecircusqueen Feb 23, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
May I ask if you know where to get coloured chain? <3
GrandmaThunderpants Feb 23, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
My old supplier stopped carrying the chain I used to purchase, but I had a big stash of it that I'm going through now. You can look on Etsy for some, but I've heard eBay has a large selection of colored chains for cheap. :)
2perfect Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Grandma Thunderpants... always strikes laughter into me XD
GrandmaThunderpants Feb 1, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
Ahahah. xD I'm glad, thank you!
2perfect Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you're welcome ^^
sarahthemerp Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm wondering how you keep your clay so clean! Is there a certain why you organize it, or something you put on it to get rid of dirt? My clay always ends up covered in either other clay crumbs, or in tiny little dust particles XD Even when I was my hands before working with clay, it still ends up all dirty!

Thank you!
GrandmaThunderpants Nov 12, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Make sure you wash your hands and work surface very well! I suggest using a sugar scrub on your hands between clay colors and before touching any clay. Use a rough towel to clean your work surface and make sure you have another clean rough towel to dry your hands with, or air dry them. By rough towel I mean nothing too fuzzy, since the fuzzies will just show up in your clay. :)
sarahthemerp Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh ok!!! Thank youuuuuu!!!!!
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